Cat only got one ear, but is cat deaf?
Text-Styled Jokes - Lipreading
Suppose a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C’mon,
You and I need to clean this place up,
Your stuff is lying all over on the floor
and you’ll have no clothes to wear tomorrow
unless we do the laundry right now!"
Her lipreading husband will
get:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah,
RIGHT NOW!
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"THINK OF CELL AS PAGER FOR DEAF~~CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT VIBRATE"
interpreter cat translates for the talking dog, "This is 'not my choice...cohlear
implants' by Liz Momviz.." "And this is 'hand instrument' by Park
Johnston.."
Cat only got one ear, but is cat deaf?